I am now a month 20. I didn’t plan this (as in the whole thing where I fell off the face of the earth for month and left my millions of readers hanging). It just sort of happened. See, the day after my birthday began my last three days of school which kicked off finals … More Month Past Due
Hi hi hi Remember when I said I had a lot to tell you? Well I didn’t forget. I still do, I’m just not gonna do it right now. I’m a flake by nature. Anywho, I spent the weekend in Austin (well okay all of a total of at least one day because gotta take … More Just Wait a Second
Sometimes I do thing like avoid my responsibilities for a week (and I definitely regret it later..definitely). And sometimes I do things like pretend I don’t have a research paper due in two days (I know, what kind of monster assigns a research paper during spring break?). And a lot of the time, I completely … More This I do not understand
Every night I think to my self: this one is the one. (As in this post right here is the one that’s going to appear on The Huffington Post and get two million shares on Facebook. It’s this one, it is.) And every night, this one fails to be The One. Sometimes I wonder who … More Like a Diamond
For five seconds (or minutes) I am going to sit here and drink my cranberry juice that I’m pretending is wine (but can I do this for five years instead?) so I can pretend to relax. Just for these five seconds. Unfortunately, I am feeling more and more like an adult (like this semester I … More Buenas Noches
In case you weren’t aware, I’ve been a professional social media stalker for a long time (we are talking MySpace days okay). And when I say professional I mean I can scroll all the way down to 252 weeks ago and not accidentally like a single thing on Instagram. I am talking loading all ten … More How I Lost My Stalker Game
It’s been roughly about forty-something degrees where I live for the last two days, cold and rainy (though I know it gets way colder elsewhere; here, forty-something and rainy is verging on the negatives (but not really for me because I like this type of weather (it’s my favorite))). And today, (despite the fact that … More Let Me Bore You Really Quickly
For five whole seconds (and for five seconds only) we are going to talk about the massive bowl of ice cream that I am currently inducing. It’s Homemade Vanilla ice cream (Blue Bell (it was my mom’s money so I didn’t have to get the cheap kind (plus there is just some stuff you can’t … More Stampede 2 (After a Few of My Own Ramblings)
I would be a complete liar if I said I wasn’t eating right now (because aren’t I always?). In fact, I am currently bundled up in a blanket and a jacket (I just drank a glass of iced gatorade and i haven’t showered from my run so I have wet sweaty clothes on), eating a … More Sleep is For the WEAK
As the summer winds down to an end (or who am i kidding summer is over as of today), I can’t help but feel plenty of feelings of sorrow. The deepest sorrow you can possibly imagine. I’m dreading the pool water turning cold (which it actually won’t do until at least November (what with the … More Too School for Cool
The Girl With Nothing (and Just a Little of Everything) to Say 